This was from her twitter and

  • I couldn't help myself.
  • Ogata Megumi: 【Tragic News】I just text messaged my friend to say "Sorry, I'll be there in 5 minutes so wait" but typed "Sorry, I'll jack off in 5 minutes so wait" instead...
  • Ogata Megumi: Home now. And... ...there's so much RT of that tweet 5 hours ago that I'm in despair now..
  • Ogata Megumi: 1900RT, what the hell! I can't believe one tweet about jacking off or not jacking off goes around that much, are you guys all perverts?!! ヽ(゜Д゜)ノ　←the one who caused it
  • At this moment, that tweet has over 2,500 RTs.
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(Source: eleven--whispers)

(Reblogged from ebeecchi)

hypnotiqradiance:

you’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in your head that you’re stressing about for absolutely no logical reason

(Reblogged from kamiya-sexual)
remixedwriter: barleytea: all of my tumblr friendships were either not instigated by me or i tripped facefirst into the pavement and got up with a bleeding face and tried to ask through a mouthful of gravel if they wanted to be friends Do this with me, because I’m doing this with others I follow.

remixedwriter:

barleytea:

all of my tumblr friendships were either not instigated by me or i tripped facefirst into the pavement and got up with a bleeding face and tried to ask through a mouthful of gravel if they wanted to be friends

Do this with me, because I’m doing this with others I follow.

(Reblogged from nachipachipachi)
  • Deredere: I wonder if senpai will notice me if I make him bento today!
  • Tsundere: I-it's not like I want senpai to notice me or anything...! He isn't that cool anyway!
  • Yandere: Senpai! I removed your girlfriend who was in the way of our fated love. Will you notice me now? Why won't you notice me, senpai!?
  • Dandere: I don't think senpai would notice me anyway, so it doesn't matter...
  • Kuudere: I don't really care whether senpai notices me or not.
  • Himedere: If senpai wants me to notice him, he better kneel down and lick my shoes.
  • Thugdere: Senpai a bitch ass nigga anyway, thats why I stole that niggas wallet
(Reblogged from majinken)

my school soundtrack:

holmesalone:

  1. i hate everyone
  2. get away from me
  3. you’re all idiots
  4. stop laughing
  5. judging you all (from afar)
  6. keep your mouth shut
  7. idiots, idiots everywhere
  8. nobody asked you
  9. why (WHY WHY WHY)
  10. you have to stop

bonus track:

  1. peasants
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  • age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
  • now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
(Reblogged from fonicunderscore)

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Internet lol

it’s the best place ever man ever made

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Need to reblog this ASAP

(Source: wondercrow)

(Reblogged from manwaifu)
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askgamerjack96:

jordan-haruka:

merryblangstmas:

Some Nights Tumblr Version.

Based off this post.

Lyrics:

Some nights, I stay up staring at my laptop

Some nights, I don’t sleep at all

Some nights, I ‘m glad that my dash is never ending

Some nights, I wish I could log off

But I still stay up, I still read your posts

Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four

What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?

Most nights, I don’t know anymore…

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh

This is it, these are ship wars

What are we fighting for?

Why don’t we read fanfic already?

I was never one to sleep at night - save that for those who have a life

Post twice as much and get half as many likes, but here feels come again

To stay for a while

But that’s alright; I blog from in my bed tonight

I blog because I’m wonderin’ just who I, who I, who I am

Oh, who am I? mmm… I have no life

Well, some nights, I wish that my dash would end

‘Cause I could use some friends for a change

And some nights, I’m scared I’ll hit post limit again

Some nights, I always hit, I always hit…

But I still stay up, I still read your posts

Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four

What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?

Most nights, I don’t know… 

So this is it? I sold my soul for this?

Left my social life for this? Or do I have no friends because of this?

(/awkward pause where I didn’t know what to write/)

So log on.

Log on.

Log on,

OH LOG ON!

Well, that is it guys, that is all, scroll twelve pages down and I’m bored again
Ten years of this, and only bloggers understand 
I’m not sticking ‘round with my folks downstairs; Sorry to leave, mom, I had ship pairs
I’m going to be forever alone, all dried up from my laptop brightness

My heart is breaking for my OTP and the con that they call “love”
‘Cuz when they look into each other’s eyes…
Man, you wouldn’t believe the most amazing things that can come from…
Some terrible writers…ahhh…

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh

The other night, you wouldn’t believe the fic I just read about my OTP

I wish it would update already

I wish you’d tag all of your stuff, man.

Why won’t you tag all of your stuff, man? oh…

I’m never logging off

Why would I ever log off Tumblr… oh …

Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh.

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THIS IS THE TUMBLR ANTHEM

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS YOU MIGHT AS WELL LOG OFF AND OR SHUT DOWN YOUR BLOG BECAUSE ALL OF TUMBLR HAS REJECTED YOU.

i was actualu lisening to the real song when i found this 

(Reblogged from chibii-seme)